I get slightly confused when people say Channing Tatum is smart.
I mean, smarts don’t really matter much when you’re that handsome and charismatic, I’m just saying that when the zombie apocalypse comes and the undead come looking for brains they may just pass him up.
Regardless, the director of White House Down said he wouldn’t have cast Tatum if he hadn’t been so nice and “super smart” and poke-a-hole-in-the-condom worthy.
Beautiful brainless people do have their moments. Kim Kardashian had hers with the whole baby photo switcheroo and Charming Potato and his wife Jenna Dewan had a similar, f*ck those people moment involving their newborn…
Instead of selling their tater tot’s smashed skin fold pug face (I’m speaking generally here) to Us Weekly or People for a fat paycheck, the Potato family decided to simply put a photo of Everly Tatum on Facebook.
No selling out. Just a sweet down-to-earth pic of Channing holding his daughter in one of those woven Pauly Shore-approved Spanish grandma sweater hoodies that were popular in the Bio-Dome years.
“We didn’t want to go through a tabloid — we just wanted to let it out so paparazzi would stop trying to hound us,” Channing told ET Canada. “You know, here it is, that’s it. Now, let us be.”Awww I wanna Channing all over his Tatum. (You’ve seen this, right? It’s only slightly harder to unsee than half-naked Matthew McConaughey swinging his disco stick in an Uncle Sam hat.)