Are Jennifer Lawrence and Rihanna Friends?

It certainly appears that way.  Which is so unfortunate because Jennifer Lawrence is so awesome, and Rihanna’s so annoying a whore.

The two ran into each other at a restaurant in Paris during Fashion Week, and snapped this adorable picture.

Just look at the difference in the way they’re dressed.  Jennifer’s got that midwest charm, looking like the girl next door.  Gosh, she’s just great.  And Rihanna’s next to her looking like…that.  In a restaurant.  A restaurant in Paris.  Take a fucking shower. 

Jennifer just doesn’t look as into it–she probably doesn’t want Rihanna to touch her and get her all sticky.  And based on the picture’s caption–and the fact that it was posted from Rihanna’s account–it appears that Rihanna was the excited one.  I can see Jennifer’s point of view. I probably wouldn’t be into it either if it weren’t for the fact that if I ever met Rihanna in a restaurant, I’m certain she’d get me high and bang me on the table right then and there.  Because she’s Rihanna.  She does that stuff. 

Here’s a Buzzfeed post about Jennifer Lawrence being awesome.  Here’s one about Rihanna being terrible.