Amanda Bynes Thinks She’s a Mermaid, or a Rapper or a Rapper/Mermaid

Amanda Bynes green wig court First off, I’d like to congratulate Amanda Bynes on being consistently crazy for over a year since her very first DUI last spring. Lohan 2.0 is really holding her own.

Second, Mandy wore this awesomely stylish getup to court today. Greenish-blue wig, black sweatpants, sleeveless jersey and shades… It’s almost like the voices in her head don’t know they belong to a suburban white girl.

Pretty sure she wore this crap and dyed one of her old blonde wigs to unimpress the judge. Seeing that she’s, you know, pretending to be insane, according to someone else’s publicist.

The hair is kinda mermaid-y. It’s just that mermaids don’t have tattoos and they don’t actually have crabs, they just befriend them. Voices: tell her she’s a sailor, not a mermaid. The identity crisis is getting old.

Here’s a list of all the people Amanda has called “ugly” in the past few months:

Drake
Drake’s mom
Rihanna
Michelle and Barack Obama
Kid Cudi
Her sister, Jillian.
Zac Efron
Sarah Hyland
Jason Biggs
RuPaul
Lance Bass

Sigh. I wish I was famous enough to be called ugly by Amanda Bynes….

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