The bright side is that her pitch was slightly better than fellow Canadian girl Justin Bieber and much better than Howard Stern sidekick Gary Dell’abate (a.k.a. Baba Booey).
It only managed to be worse than Mariah Carey’s princess powerpuff toss because hers miraculously bounced its way to the plate. Must be all the honey-covered butterflies.
Also, at least it’s not a National Anthem flub. I mean, nobody can say you’re not patriotic just because you throw a ball like a 12-year-old amputee with epilepsy.