Anthony Weiner Not Finished, More News to Come

Anthony Weiner memeIn today’s TMI news, we’ve learned more and more about Anthony Weiner than we ever wanted to. As if numerous dick pics weren’t enough, the woman involved with Weiner has claimed the politician is terrible at phone sex, and that she never had the chance to get off because Weiner would typically ejaculate after about 30 seconds.

Seriously dude, are you thirteen years old? Are you that horny? How have you not learned that phone sex is a beautiful thing that should be savored and last more than the length of a TV commercial?

The woman believed that she and Weiner were in love (LOL), but would often feel used after their phone sessions because she didn’t feel like she was getting any attention. I swear, politicians these days are such dicks.

Weiner has some long, hard days ahead – the hopeful mayor of New York City is in the midst of his second sex scandal, but he’s showing no signs of pulling out of the race.

Funny anecdote – their relationship blossomed after a Facebook “poke.”

She got poked by Weiner. Doesn’t get any better than that. For more Weiner puns, head over to NY Mag.

4 thoughts on “Anthony Weiner Not Finished, More News to Come

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      1. You deny Gods word. You do not know these common verses? Why do people that die ignore these verses? (King James Version)
        Romans 12:19:
        Matthew 6:14-15:King James Bible (Cambridge Ed.)
        Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.
        Matthew 6: 14 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you:
        15 But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.
        Luke 6:37;King James Bible
        Judge not, and ye shall not be judged: condemn not, and ye shall not be condemned: forgive, and ye shall be forgiven:
        What a forgiver will not be condemned with is what is hell to evil and that is Gods glory,

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