But Perry’s not a fish that can’t float, she’s one that floated straight into a riptide that made her knee funky forever.
“Wherever I go, I have these two rocks that I still can’t get out of my knee,” she told Jay Leno. “They’re from being slashed across the rocks in Rincon … which is a really popular spot in Santa Barbara.”
Perry added that she doesn’t mind her California-centric surfing injury because it makes her feel “closer to the earth.”
Mhmmm. And I have back problems even though my boobs are the size of Keurig samples and I barely ever lift anything heavier than a half empty box of Corn Puffs…
The only difference is that I feel closer to death, instead of the earth.