Megan Fox is pregnant again. Just had her last churren less than a year ago, precisely 10 months and it’s like… why Megan, why!!? Do you want to pop ’em out quick so they can be close-in-age and relate to each other?
Was it kind of an accident like maybe you weren’t trying but you weren’t not trying and David Silver’s sperm is just really potent like fresh French cheese?
It’s fine. I ain’t mad atcha. But maybe next time, after the 12 months pass and the paparazzi are kind of over it and you have some semblance of privacy and the little guy or girl is done gnawing on your tits, you could possibly work on another good comedy like How To Lost Friends and Alienate People, Jennifer’s Body and This is 40, instead of more children? From her rep:
I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian. They are both very happy.
The new Teenage Mutant Turtles just looks so goddamn bad. I can’t drink that Kool-Aid. I don’t get this Transformers Michael Baygasm mindset, like just because you played with the toys and watched the cartoon you’re going to go apeshit over the movie?
The same conformist twats who probably went “huh” with a derp look on their face after Pacific Rim.