Kanye is like a hemorrhoid that just won’t go away. You think he’s gone and will stop being such a pain in the ass, and then BOOM, he comes sneaking back, this time in the form of a nearly 4-year-old audio clip immediately following the Taylor Swift VMA incident in 2009.
In the clip, Kanye is flying off the handle in an attempt to justify his actions during the 2009 VMAs when he ran up on stage and killed Taylor Swift’s soul. Some gems:
“And that’s what I’m saying. Because I did that, Taylor Swift cannot win over Beyoncé! Because I wrote my verse in two days, Taylor Swift cannot beat Beyoncé.” (That doesn’t make sense).
“‘Cause there ain’t gonna be no more motherfucking Elvises with no James Browns.” (Solid use of metaphor).
“It ain’t no love. What the fuck was Pink performing? Don’t nobody know that song. Pink performed twice! Two songs? How the fuck Pink perform two songs and I didn’t even get asked to perform “Heartless.” “Heartless” is the biggest song of the year! It had the most spins of the first quarter! I don’t know that Pink song! But I noticed that she’s pink!” (Insightful!).
Even if it’s about a story that happened 4 years ago, good ol’ Kanye never gets old.
Speaking of Ye, check out his surprise appearance last night at Travi$ Scott’s show in LA. At least he’s doing something right.
