Before Lady Gaga and Madonna, there was Cher. A woman with a deep, echoing roar of a voice [like a yeti gargling rocks]. But really, I love her…
“Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves?” “Dark Lady??” The three m’s, Moonstruck, Mask and Mermaids. Hell, “Believe” (best served with “Video Games” by fellow rock-gargler Lana Del Rey) is one of my favorite songs to sing cartoonishly when there’s no one around to make me laugh.
67-years-old and still making music, looking spiffy with paper hair. This would actually be my new favorite video if it weren’t for all the random female stereotypes.
She should be in commercial for durable, long-lasting plastic surgery that would play out just like one for batteries or mascara. Did I mention that she’s crazy on Twitter? #IdolWorship #TotalPackage
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