Kim Kardashian Gets Hair To Match Brains

Kim Kardashian blond hair Who do you think of, when you think of the quintessential blonde? Paris Hilton, Elle Woods, Heidi Montag, Marilyn Monroe, Courtney Stodden, Anna Nicole…?

I know I just pissed a bunch of people off by putting Marilyn in with those clowns, but really, who deserves a spot on the list more than the utterly brainless reality show royalty known as Kim Kardashian?

Fortunately or not, Kim, the self-proclaimed “hardest working woman in America,” is now a blonde and has earned more than just a position under Kanye. She’s also a mom now, so here’s my favorite related joke…

A brunette mom, a redhead mom and a blonde mom are sitting around…

The brunette mom says, “I found cigarettes in my daughter’s room, oh my God, I can’t believe she smokes!” Then the redhead mom says, “I found a bottle of vodka in my daughter’s room and I just had no idea she drank!” The blonde mom laughs and says, “I found condoms in my daughter’s room, I can’t believe she has a penis!!!”

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