Video: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

I received a text the other day asking if I’d seen the Miley video where she is “naked swinging from a ball,” and I hadn’t, so I immediately YouTubed and found this.

And there’s really no twerking in “Wrecking Ball” at all because the adorable little boy with the growth hormones and piercing blue eyes is too busy licking hammers and grinding on the ashes of Tiffany and Sheena Easton and Britney Spears or anyone else who could be held responsible. 

I realized just the other day that she twerks because she has fleas and is just trying desperately to shake them off her body, but dear old daddy Ray Cyrus must have finally bought some Advantage from Betty White and solved the problem.

“Miley Cyrus rides the wrecking ball in a video that is both sad and raunchy,” writes the New York Daily News in another shockingly accurate description.

I can’t wait for her album to drop and get played on the radio, said no one ever.