“Lord” Scott Disick should get paid to have someone write a book for him if he hasn’t already. It can be all about how many doors open for you once you marry and impregnate a famous rich girl.
And also the EXACT amount of money you make from being Kourtney Kardashian’s house elf.
Fortunately we don’t have to wait, because Scott has just posted a series of photos on Instagram of his true love in various positions…
Against his face, as toilet paper, and spread eagle near his various purses and watches.
He condones wiping his ass with money, I condone wiping mine with his face, it’s a match made in the deepest and darkest part of
Kris Jenner’s heart Hades.