Once when I was very young I cut a worm in half to see what was inside, and while I no longer condone the killing of innocent living creatures for science, I know you’d find less if you did the same to Katy Perry.
Many things seem to perplex her. Things like dating men who don’t smell, walking and talking at the same time, and how and why her friend Rihanna can stay up all night in a hotboxed hotel room watching Adventure Time and still look her age (25) or younger.
“I think that Rihanna always looks so fresh and I’m like, ‘How do you do that? We all know how much pot you smoke! And you don’t sleep because you’re on Instagram at four o’clock in the morning,” Perry tells Elle Canada.
Comic book nerds were saddened today by the news that her new song “Dark Horse” was not some sort of Hellboy reference that they could equate with having a chance with her. Listen below.