Chris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School

Chris brown shirtless the guardianDuring a chat with The Guardian, Chris Brown reveals that he had his cherry popped by an “older woman” when he was just 8-years-old. He says this type of thing is accepted in the country, specifically his podunk population-2,000 town of Tappahannock, Virginia.

He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. Seriously? “Yeah, really. Uh-huh.” He grins and chuckles. “It’s different in the country.” Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go. “By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it.”

He later refuses to reveal exactly how many women he’s slept with, but does make sure to tell us that “they can’t really complain” [because he’ll beat them if they do]. 

I just want to say that I went to school in a town where there were more cows than people and we definitely would bat an eye at a teen messing with an 8-year-old but, since it’s Chris Brown, I would have led a lynch mob to have him thrown into a big burly sex offender’s house with a box of crowbars to speed up the process.

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