Rihanna Will Soon Be Bald

Rihanna going baldThis is funny, an “extension expert” tells Radar Online that Rihanna will be bald in the not-too distant future if she continues changing her hair on a monthly basis.

After examining photos of Rihanna, the expert notices a “thinning patch” on one side of her head and mentions the self-induced weave nightmare known as traction alopecia, which I made the mistake of Googling once (“cystic acne” is another no-no) after writing about Naomi Campbell, who is also mentioned by the all-knowing expert.

It becomes clear later on that Radar’s source is just bitter about not landing Rihanna as a client. “When hair extensions are applied properly, they are completely safe and can give amazing results,” she says. “But when done with no care for natural hair, they leave the follicles damaged beyond repair.” 

So, grow out, ‘fro out, or rock dat egg dome. At least she won’t have to tap her weave anymore and look like a cartoon tard trying to loosen wet marbles from the eardrums.

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