Future’s awful new music video features a naked and silver Miley. (Celebuzz)
Kim Kardashian had a yard sale, uninjured after falling on her ass. (TMZ)
Brazilian woman says she bedded Justin Bieber and it was fantastic. (Gawker)
Chris Pratt was super nude for pay when he was 18. (ohmyGAHH!)
Honey Boo Boo’s sister farted into Steve Harvey‘s mouth. (Oh No They Didn’t!)
Clooney wonders what the f*ck is wrong with Russell Crowe. (Evil Beet)
Happy late Halloween, here’s a clown in full makeup singing “Royals.” (Jezebel)
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