Beyonce randomly released a new self-titled album on Thursday on iTunes without promoting it or mentioning the release date prior.
There are also 17, count ’em, SEVENTEEN new music videos and everyone’s talking about how only she and a handful of other mega famous artists could pull off such ballsy move, but what they’re failing to mention is that the CD is super raunchy.
In the absolutely filthy “Blow,” Bey sings “Can you lick my Skittles, that’s the sweetest in the middle, pink that’s the flavor,” “I can’t wait ’til I get home so you can turn that cherry out” and “give me that daddy long stroke.”
Whoa. She continues to help us solve the riddle of the vag on basically every track. Like “Jealous” where she says, “I cooked this meal for you naked,” and “Rocket” with its “Let me sit this ass on you” lyric.
She saves the very best for “Partition,” which contains this priceless gem:
Oh he so horny, yea he want to f*ck
He popped all my buttons, he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinsky all on my gown
