Maid Finds Jennifer Lawrence’s Butt Plug Stash, Pulls Prank

Jennifer Lawrence went on Conan on Wednesday and told a story about the time she encountered a hotel maid with a sense of humor to rival her own.

Apparently Lawrence was gifted “a copious amount of butt plugs” as a joke, but when she tried to hide them this, happened:

So the maid was coming so I was like, ‘Well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they’re for a joke.”

Oh, there’s more.

“Then I came back and all of them were brought out of the bed and were in this beautiful display on my bedside table,” she added. “I think she knew what she was doing. They were under the bed! I wanted to leave a note like, ‘not mine’ or ‘bought as joke.'”

This reminds me of a friend who admitted in confidence that she sometimes enjoys anal sex and I figured the best way to not let her live it down was to constantly tell her “your mama’s so fat” jokes where the “mama” and “fat” were replaced with “butthole” and “big.”

(Like, “your butthole’s so big even Dora can’t explore it,” or, “your butthole’s so big you put on lube with a paint roller.”)

Anyway, I imagine something similar happened with J-Law’s butt plug collection. Somebody probably gave them to her after she made a comment about assplay. If you ask me, this is the sign of a good friend.

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