This week we learned that super secretive parentals Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green named their second child Bodhi. Bodhi Ransom Green, if we’re being formal. “Bodhi” is a Buddhist word for understanding or enlightenment.
Teresa Palmer (the K-Stewy/Amber Heardlike blonde from Warm Bodies and Take Me Home Tonight) also JUST named her kid Bodhi Rain, so maybe the two babies can fight to the hypothetical death via cut-up hotdog eating or breakdancing contest the way Suri and Shiloh should have.
Perhaps Megan could enlighten us on the secret of being rail thin and making babies that aren’t stillborn?
And what’s with the middle name “Ransom?” I imagine her calling Mel Gibson or Liam Neeson every time baby boy wanders a little too far away from the monkey bars…