Scarlett Johansson PREGNANT With a Half-French Baby

Scarlett Johansson baby daddyHot off a sort of win-by-association at the Oscars (Spike Jonze, Best Original Screenplay, for Her), it was announced today that former Woody Allen muse Scarlett Johansson will give birth later this year.

The sperm, injected roughly five months ago, belongs to Frenchman Romain Dauriac, a journalist who she has been dating since at least 2012.

I bet you all cannot wait to begin cringing and/or not caring when Kim Kardashian comes to her defense on Twitter after the paparazzi send unflattering photos of “fat” Scarlett to Star magazine.

(Tiny ex-flame Sean Penn masked his pain by diving headfirst into Charlize Theron’s tonsils.)

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