The queen of pretension (she let someone vomit on her at SXSW in the name of “creative rebellion”) really outdoes herself this time. An 8 minute video with 3 minutes of credits? The sheer laziness of this makes me want to jump into an active volcano.
Did I mention that she brings Michael Jackson, Jesus and Gandhi back from the dead?
There’s also synchronized swimming, semi-synchronized dancing, and a cameo from her new designated gay, Andy Cohen [in the sky with no diamonds]. I just threw up a little. Maybe I can sell it – along with my old fingernail trimmings and pubes – on eBay and pass it off as “art”?