Soooo here’s what I gather the new sci-fi epic Jupiter Ascending by the Wachowskis (The Matrix) is about:
Pointy-earred space rebel (Channing Tatum) helps bee-whispering maid (Mila Kunis) discover her destiny and escape the clutches of a power-hungry madman who controls an army of space ninjas? Right? Right.
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