It’s really hard to pinpoint the exact moment that Avril Lavigne went wrong with “Hello Kitty…”
I don’t know if it’s the lyrics, her super punk side shave and cupcake skirt, the dubstep breakdown about a minute in or the sedated Asian women she’s hired to stand behind her.
While Avril defended the video calling it an ode to Japanese culture after bloggers labelled it “racist,” I find it deeply offensive for other reasons. Those reasons being:
1. Avril Lavigne is 29 years old
2. Her husband, Chad Kroeger, is 39 years old
3. The blessed union that is Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger wrote this song together
4. Keywords: Hello Kitty, slumber party, spin the bottle
5. Chad Kroeger is not yet listed as a registered sex offender
6. Gwen Stefani and Katy Perry already did this! Gwen with “Harajuku Girls” and Katy at the AMAs with her geisha-themed performance of “Unconditionally”
7. Nobody orgasms that hard over sushi (1:54)
She’s 29. Why would he be a sex offender?
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