Watch this guy do “Talk Dirty to Me” in 20 distinct musical styles. (Rolling Stone)
Sad Affleck to star in Superman Vs. Batman: Dawn of Justice. (Huffington Post)
Giant sea turtle totally objects to couple’s beach wedding, lays eggs in protest (Viral Nova)
Jada Pinkett and Will Smith under investigation by CPS for a certain photo. (Breit Bart)
La Roux’s “Let Me Down Gently” video is great if you get off on close-ups of hair. (Idolator)
Channing Tatum’s wife thinks he’s addicted to confetti cake and alcohol. (Jezebel)
This female surfer/model has something in common with Aaron Hernandez… (Gawker)
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