Rob Kardashian Not Invited to Kim’s Wedding?

Rob Kardashian airport missed weddingThe least important Kardashian was not present at his sister’s elegant Italian wedding due to reported “major family drama” just a few hours prior.

If I had to guess, I’d say Rob couldn’t afford to buy the two seats on the plane for himself, or that he just barely missed the doctor-approved second trimester of pregnancy… but fat shaming isn’t cool even when it’s a man, right guys?

We always remember that people of privilege have infinite access to personal trainers, but forget that they also have unlimited access to Pringles.

Also not able to make the wedding, Jay-Z, Beyoncé and fellow lesser-valued stock member of the Kardashian/Jenner Klan and Matthew Fox lookalike Brody Jenner. 

So who WAS present besides Khloe, Kourtney, Kris and the bride and groom? Lana Del Rey!

Lana has become their version of those “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there” commercials. (She provided the soundtrack to Kanye’s proposal too.) I imagine her apparating out of thin air, lips first, at random romantic moments in their lives like bubble baths and candlelit dinners and singing in that super serious Kanye-approved way.
kim kardashian wedding dress
Want to see Kim Kardashian’s wedding dress? You can look at it the same way her own brother is at this current moment: on the internet!

Not sure who’s more depressed right now, sad Batman or sad Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian sad batman
Read: Kim Kardashian, Kanye West wed in Florence fortress

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