A Canadian study done on 3,208 patients found that circumcised men had a substantially decreased chance of developing prostate cancer.
14% for white males who had the procedure as babies and a whopping 45% for those who had it as adults.
Any time someone brings up circumcision I think of:
1. Megan Fox’s sea cucumber reference in Jennifer’s Body.
2. The Sex and the City episode where Charlotte compares an uncut man’s penis to a Shar Pei.
3. Matt on Nip/Tuck circumcising himself at home after his surgeon father refuses.
Because having uncircumcised junk is straight-up bad for you and increases the risk of contracting STDs that are linked to cancer, I strongly urge wives and girlfriends of these men to grab the butcher knives and go to town on their sleeping husbands and/or boyfriends.
Pretend you’re Michonne and your significant other’s penis is a zombie.
…Or like you’re a few points away from beating your high score on Fruit Ninja and all that stands in your way is a single banana.
Oh, and head over to Prepex.com if you’re interested in scarring your mind for life by watching a terrifying NSFW video of an adult, non-surgical circumcision. 100% guaranteed to make the area where your dick is or would be (if you’re a woman) hurt like hell.