This Starbucks Drink in a Flower Vase Costs $54

most expensive starbucks drinkThanks to Starbucks’ Gold Card program and the natural human urge to break inane records, a man in Dallas created a specialized $54 cup of coffee that was literally served in a vase.

The drink, labelled the “Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino,” beat the previous record for Most Expensive drink ordered at the franchise by about six dollars and 70 cents.

With 60 shots, around 2,000 calories, and extras like drizzles and protein powder, the sex-a-whatever Frappe has enough caffeine to hype up a pod of blue whales, and/or Honey Boo Boo’s entire family.

I object to the “most expensive” title since the f*cker didn’t actually pay for it. (Gold Card holders are gifted a free drink of their choosing after every 12 cups purchased.)

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