We the blissfully ignorant public have recently learned that between at least the ages of 14 and 15, Justin Bieber had a VERY strong affinity for the n-word…
Literally, if I could dip into Justin Bieber’s swear jar I COULD AFFORD TO HIRE AN ASSASSIN TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER and still be richer than my friends.
Speaking of friends, let’s not pretend like we don’t all know somebody like this. Some pasty sap who thinks it’s okay to use the n-word for shock value or because “black people say it…”
Usher apparently knows the cure for this. A source for TMZ says Usher – who helped sign Justin six painful years ago – locked him in a room after he found out about his language problem and made him watch “historically racist videos,” presumably of things like black men getting lynched for holding hands with white girls and Robert Downey Jr.’s Tropic Thunder audition, and footage of klan meetings.
(It’s so MUCH like that episode of American Horror Story where Precious makes Kathy Bates’ severed head watch Roots and The Color Purple to make her less of a racist old hag!)
They all could have saved a lot of time if they’d incorporated my personal favorite, Fried Green Tomatoes. JS. Here’s his typically apologetic apology explaining that he’s reformed:
“I thought it was ok to repeat hurtful words and jokes, but I didn’t realize at the time that it wasn’t funny and that in fact my actions were continuing the ignorance,” the statement said. “Thanks to friends and family I learned from my mistakes and grew up and apologized for those wrongs. Now that these mistakes from the past have become public I need to apologize again to all of those who I have offended.”