During the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure it started to rain, but not the beautiful rain you love to run around in… Instead, it rained cat feces, cat litter, chicken breasts and a green liquid (Nickelodeon slime?). As it turns out, a lady from the fifth floor apartment that the race was going on by was the cause of the cat poop-throwing rage.
The police say that the women was so angry about the noise the race for cancer was making that she flung cat feces and frozen chicken parts. (Kind like angry birds but with cat poop and chicken.)
On Sunday morning, officers reported seeing a “hail of garbage” fall from a fifth story apartment in downtown Seattle.
Two individuals were hurt during this women’s rage on the walk for cancer. A 60-year-old man was drenched in green liquid, while a 13-year-old girl was hit with a frozen chicken breast so hard it left a welt. Officers also say that 5 to 10 pounds of cat litter and feces were tossed from the window.
As this women was sling-shooting cat crap out her window, firefighters at the event helped police find the her. When officers knocked on the door, the suspect refused to answer. When she finally answered the door to talk to investigators she said she was tired after working a long shift and was angry the Komen racers had woken her up.
The women also explained that the green liquid she tossed from her window was Superfood, “a natural drink.”