The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them

couple who stole miley's car The pair of miscreants thought to have stolen Miley Cyrus’ brand new Maserati are a young couple, and not just any couple, an ATTRACTIVE one, so they’re obviously a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde who deserve their own feature-length film ala The Bling Ring, but I’m sure they’d settle for something on Lifetime starring Brooke Hogan and Aaron Carter.

Tylor Scott, 19, and his skinny jeans are already famous, but what about his girlfriend, vegan fitness model Naomi Charles? In April she tweeted “I wish I was Miley Cyrus,” so I imagine she was the instigator, getting drunk one night off low-calorie, honey-flavored vodka in yoga pants while playing GTA 5 and yelling “BABE! Let’s go to Miley’s house!”

If you’re not aware of our exact fascination with “attractive” criminals, check out this list of hot female teachers who kinda sorta molested their students. And this other one of bangable serial killers.  

The white 2014 Maserati was quickly abandoned by Scott, who either suddenly realized it would be impossible to sell or never had any intention of keeping it in the first place.
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Police spotted Charles and Scott walking down the street on Thursday in L.A., recognized them from surveillance footage and cuffed them on suspicion of residential burglary.

One thought on “The Couple Who Stole Miley Cyrus’ Maserati Will Likely Have a Movie Made About Them

  1. Modern day Bonnie & Clyde who shit themselves two minutes after reality sunk back in. Ass hats of the highest order.
    Self-obsession is no joke these days.

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