Mirror, Mirror on the Wall, Who is the Bitchiest Queen of All?

Cersei Lanniser, played by the lovely Lena Headey (Keira Knightley with slightly darker hair and a bicep tattoo?) is without question the bitchiest queen of all second only to Elton John.

For proof, check out Lena’s split second transition from laughing demure female celeb on a talk show to cutthroat, wine-drinking devil woman delivering the best verbal low blows of all time straight to Jimmy Kimmel’s heart. And dear Christ I hate to interrupt this beautiful moment with non-Lena Headey news, but HAVE YOU SEEN The Hound’s naked porridge commercial??