Miley Cyrus and The Flaming Lips make a compelling case for never doing LSD. (RS)
Don’t move to Chicago unless you want bullet holes in your thighs. (Gawker)
Beyonce’s dad is a huge broke horndog with multiple baby mamas. (TMZ)
Posh Spice shared an awkward glance with Sam Jackson at a tennis match. (BuzzFeed)
Canadian couple too in love to notice hungry tornado behind them. (Yahoo!)
Joan Rivers thinks we all think Michelle Obama is a tranny. (Uproxx)
Taylor Swift’s “family” members look a lot like Emma Stone and Lena Dunham. (Vulture)
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