I was as baffled as any of you by the appearance of boy band 5 Seconds of Summer at the MTV Video Music Awards last Sunday, but now the unknown Australian singers of “She Looks So Perfect” have their very own Kim Kardashian/Paris Hilton errr Pete Wentz?
18-year-old bassist Calum Hood’s junk appeared on Vine today after he Snapchatted a video of it to some girl. Turns out MTV was sort of right, the next big thing isn’t crappy pop dudes with minimal talent like 5SOS and Emblem3, it’s accidental-on-purpose nudity. Thanks, Farrah Abraham!
Check out his super casual response for confirmation…
Congrats, your 5 seconds of
summer fame has been extended at least another 60 seconds. And he’s the least unfortunate looking of the four guys, which really isn’t saying much.
Soon “Calum Hood” will just be another word for penis on Urban Dictionary.
He’s just a teen. He makes mistakes that hopefully lead to better record deals and TV appearances or at the very least a skank or two. Yay.