Unhappy, Penisless Man Becomes Happiest Man Ever After Successful Transplant

banana cuttingDoctors in Cape Town, South Africa were recently able to confirm the world’s first successful penis transplant on a 21-year-old man who lost his member three years earlier. And it only took 9 hours!

The man was 18 at the time of his initiation to manhood, when a surgeon accidentally cut off his entire shaft instead of just his foreskin.

Fortunately, things are starting to look up, as he reportedly sported a post-op erection during a follow-up procedure. 

“It’s a massive breakthrough,” said Frank Graewe, a reconstruction surgeon and professor at Stellenbosch University. “We’ve proved that it can be done. We can give someone an organ that is just as good as the one that he had.”

And to think, people thought it was “icky” that I had donor tissue in my mouth after a skin grapft, calling it “dead person skin.” (Soon he’ll be laughing his dead, fully functional penis right into all the vaginas in Africa.)

If you have to wait 4+ weeks to have sex after having a piercing down low, then what’s the time frame on having the whole area knocked down and rebuilt from the ground up?

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