Chris Hemsworth has giant arms, giant calves, giant pectoral muscles, a giant mane of flowing blond hair and is part of a giant blockbuster franchise.
In short, there’s nothing short about him. (NSFW gif ahead.)
The National Lampoon remake Vacation takes that theory even further, with Hemsworth smuggling something that looks like it belongs at an exotic food cart in his briefs.
Seriously, that dong is so fake I wouldn’t be surprised if it was an actual hot dog loosely attached to a plastic bag full of sand. [Source: withpalevoice.tumblr.com]