Of Course Chris Brown Attacked A Woman In Vegas

chris brown lizianeHere’s what I know about the Chris Brown Vegas assault charges… A star-fucking groupie said Brown punched her in the melon during a concert. Brown called the star-fucking groupie “dusty” and said “I don’t know this old-looking bitch.”

Did he actually attack ye old bitchLiziane Gutierrez? Yes, totally.

There isn’t a single woman Chris Brown comes into contact with that doesn’t get hit. Sometimes it’s figurative, but it happens. Do I have love for star fuckers? No, but I have a lot less love for the man who made Rihanna look like a chump. It’s his fault ‘Anti’ still hasn’t been released AND that it’s cold in winter and that I’m broke, and also, he killed Natalie Cole, but not a lot of people know that, so shhh. 

Michael Jackson was a pedophile and also a great musician. These are just facts. Chris Brown is a woman-beater without a single song worthy of my iTunes library besides a guest spot on “Only” that I’m contemplating deleting on principle.

If you don’t think him and Old/Dusty are perfect for each other, check out the video post of Brown scratching (or wiping?) the shit out of his head and face like a legit methhead.

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