Lady Gaga Overwhelmed By Bieber Jealousy, Puked Onstage

Lady Gaga celebrated the one week anniversary of Justin Bieber’s Believe tour kickoff where he vomited all over the stage and continued performing shortly after, by doing the exact same thing.

At a show in Barcelona on Saturday, Gaga bent over while singing “Edge of Glory” to shoot out all the half-digested pasta she ate at her dad’s Italian restaurant at one of her dancers, who narrowly avoided being painted with his master’s spittle.

I’m not even sure if she really threw up. I think it’s possible that she acquired some sort of blood pack-style water balloon full of synthetic bile in order to not be upstaged by Justin’s devotion to his Beliebers.

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David Blaine’s Magic Is Ruining The Environment

David Blaine has been terrorizing the world with his special brand of “endurance art” since the late 90’s, and in his first stunt since 2008’s disappointing Dive of Death, he stands amid Tesla Coils as he is zapped by an estimated one million volts of electricity.

The thing is, Blaine is literally ruining the environment with his crappy magic. Yahoo! reports that the atmosphere will be negatively impacted by his childish obsession with lightning.

“Here’s the thing about this stunt, the image speaks for itself, there’s no reason to explain it because visually it’s stronger than anything I’ve ever done” Blaine said in a BTS interview.

The trick, labelled “Electrified,” might SOUND thrilling (if not purely for the potential risks), but believe me, it is not interesting to watch for more than .05 seconds. It’s just too planned.  Continue reading “David Blaine’s Magic Is Ruining The Environment”

Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son

There’s a lot going on in Hulk Hogan‘s sex tape (which we first heard about in March). First off, it’s naked Hulk Hogan, so you can’t expect it, or any other celebrity sex tape for that matter, to be “sexy.”

Hulk is married but the woman in question is reportedly not his current wife, but the ex-wife of Hogan’s close friend, Todd Clem aka Bubba the Love Sponge. Sterling Golden Wrestler extraordinaire says he was “secretly filmed” and is already striking back legally.

On to notable things in the video, which we first heard about in March, besides the random swinger action (are all men born before 1960 into wife swapping?), the dialogue is to die for.  Continue reading “Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son”

Rihanna And Chris Brown – Together At Last?

Nearly every week there seems to be a new story about Rihanna and Chris Brown, whether they were seen together (which has happened twice this week, once at Griffin club and then again at Brooklyn Stadium), kissing at the VMAs or lending their voices to each other’s remixes, it all is too familiar and too hard to keep up with.

An excessive amount of Rihanna and Chris news (more excessive than usual, that is), can only mean one thing: they might actually be back together. She’s progressed past “forgiving” him and moved onto getting back with him.

The former 2009 couple, and possible current lovers, were both seen leaving Hotel Gansevoort in New York on Tuesday following a slew of other sightings like the one at Barclays Center in the VIP section where Rap Radar’s Elliott Wilson snapped a photo of them looking very cozy.

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Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute

Things got weird on Good Day New York when comedian/actor Richard Belzer of Law & Order SVU made a bizarre joke about co-host David Price. When asked by Rosanna Scotto if Price could be cast on SVU Belzer responded,

“A thought, a thought … if he gets molested and banged in the ass, maybe.”

Scotto couldn’t seem to keep a straight face, while a very surprised Price asked if there was a five second delay and said “That’s the end of Belzer and the end of me.”

Richard concluded with a “Say heil to your colleagues at the other division” and a recognizable salute to Hitler.  Continue reading “Richard Belzer Gives Fox News A Nazi Salute”

‘American Idol’ Judge Fight, Round One – Nicki Minaj Vs. Mariah Carey

Nicki Minaj brought Queens, New York to American Idol during an audition in Charlotte where she said she refuses to put up with “her royal fucking highness” Mariah Carey, who she also calls “boring as fuck.”

See and hear it for yourself over at TMZ. There’s a partially audible video of Nicki going crazy, saying things like “if you say one more disrespectful thing to me … off with your head!” 

During an argument that began over a contestant’s performance in North Carolina, Carey’s cool-headed attitude only seemed to send Nicki into more of a full-force, highly escalated rage.  Continue reading “‘American Idol’ Judge Fight, Round One – Nicki Minaj Vs. Mariah Carey”

Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce

Redheaded child star turned beefy ginger hulk reality D-lister/radio personality Danny Bonaduce made an appearance in a Washington casino last Friday where he was greeted by one very sharp-toothed fan who had to be removed by force from his freckled flesh.

“First lady in line says ‘I love your radio show. I loved you on the Partridge Family. Can you kiss me?’ And I said, ‘Sure,'” and she leaned in grabbed both hands around my head and just went WAAA [indicates to face],” Bonadouchey told CNN.

“They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, they just gnawed like piranhas,” he said. “People are trying to pull her off me … I’m screaming like a baby.”  Continue reading “Crazed Female Fan Sinks Piranha Teeth Into Danny Bonaduce”

Smashing Pumpkins’ Lead Billy Corgan Sued Over Falling Tree

Famous couple (and naked bathtub video-makers) Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart (Jawbreaker) are suing their musician neighbor Billy Corgan over a eucalyptus tree that fell onto their property.

According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, a very pregnant Gayheart and her husband had to evacuate their flooding home after the tree knocked over a power line and fell into their home in Beverly Hills during a vicious storm in 2011.

This sounds like a really good video game produced by John Woo or Quentin Tarantino. With-child woman dodging live high voltage wires with her cocky fake doctor husband (he doesn’t make it).

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Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends

If I told you that Paris Hilton making out with a girl in a club caused her new boyfriend to get arrested for starting a fight would you be surprised in any way?

Good, me neither.

A man told police that he was in the XS nightclub in the Encore hotel in Vegas when Paris started making out with his girlfriend…

Then, Paris’ new Spanish model boyfriend/fictional Street Fighter character River Viiperi attacked the random clubgoer guy with the bi curious girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Viiperi injured him “so badly” that he “needed medical attention” at around 2:30 Monday morning and that Viiperi was cited for misdemeanor battery without going to the police station.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends”

Perez Hilton Says Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Over Four Hours Late’ To Work On ‘Glee’

Perez Hilton dropped by Howard Stern‘s radio show to talk about his off-Broadway play NEWSical The Musical where he brought up Lindsay Lohan, who he worked with in the season three “Nationals” episode of Glee.

Producers (and the actress who plays Coach Beiste) were so frustrated with Lohan’s beyond-casual approach to work that they refused to call her by her name, referring to her as “that girl” (as in “that girl is making us late again”).

Even after being specifically notified by director Eric Stoltz to memorize all her lines “off-book,” Lindsay still had to be repeatedly reminded. Hilton also said that an extra day of filming was added due to her behavior.

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Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage

Justin Bieber kicked off his Believe tour in Glendale, Arizona on Saturday and stopped in the middle of “Out of Town Girl” to bend over and vomit. He ran off the stage but later returned and asked his devoted fans, “Will you love me even though I’m throwing up on stage?”

No word on how many girls rushed the stage with glass jars, but I’ve heard that Bieber’s partially digested foodstuffs sell on eBay for a minimum bid of $10,000.

Justin, never one to miss an opportunity to post shirtless twink pictures on Twitter, wrote “Great show. Getting better for tomorrow’s show !!!! Love u.” 

He added “And …. Milk was a bad choice! Lol.” Oh, milk, how precious and predictable.  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Kicks Off Believe Tour By Puking All Over The Stage”

Lindsay Lohan Assaulted In Hotel Room By Young Republican

Lindsay Lohan told law enforcement officials that she was attacked by a 25-year-old man she met at the Chelsea night club 1 Oak and brought back to her hotel room in Manhattan with a group of friends.

According to police sources the argument started at around 4:30 a.m. on Sunday, September 30 over candid pictures and videos he’d taken of her.

After taking his cell phone away he reportedly threw her on the bed and scratched her.

She ran out of the room and into the stairwell then back into the room where he choked her and threw her to the ground a second time.

Friends eventually pulled him off and he was arrested while still in the hotel.  Continue reading “Lindsay Lohan Assaulted In Hotel Room By Young Republican”

Chinese Businessman Offers $65 Million To Any “Kind-Hearted Man” Who Will Marry His Lesbian Daughter

Notorious lothario and Hong Kong shipping tycoon Cecil Chao is willing to cough up $65 million dollars to the first man that he deems worthy of marrying his daughter.

Here’s the thing, his daughter, 33-year-old Gigi Chao, is a lesbian who has been in a committed relationship with her partner for seven years. She’s also begging her father to “rescind the notice” for his “family’s sanity’s sake.”

Chao senior has reportedly received thousands of proposals.

“People send me letters, emails and faxes. I haven’t had time to read them yet. I’ll have to discuss it with Gigi,” Cecil told the South China Morning Post newspaper.  Continue reading “Chinese Businessman Offers $65 Million To Any “Kind-Hearted Man” Who Will Marry His Lesbian Daughter”

18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains

Here’s a picture that might humanize child actress and model Brooke Shields. Her smoking pot with H.R. (“Human Rights”) from the D.C. punk band Bad Brains at age 18, in 1983.

The photo has been floating around on Tumblr for a few months but wasn’t publicly acknowledged by Shields or Bad Brains’ camps until recently when it was posted on Twitter by a David Hill, who wrote that he’s “positive” it’s her.  Continue reading “18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains”

Katie Holmes Called Up ‘First Love’ Joshua Jackson To Talk About Suri

Katie Holmes was locked in the secret basement in Tom Cruise’s spaceship for so long that her first call in the outside non-scientology world was to Dawson’s Creek co-star and ex-boyfriend Joshua Jackson.

Holmes dated Jackson in 1997 during the filming of the first season of Kevin Williamson’s iconic show, and called him her “first love” in a 1998 interview with Rolling Stone.

Apparently, Girlfran had been itching to talk to her male friend for quite a while but was silenced by the awesome power of Xenu. Jackson (who has been with Diane Kruger since 2006) confirmed that he called her out of the blue.

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‘Sons Of Anarchy’ And ‘The O.C.’ Star Johnny Lewis Dead, Suspected Of Killing His Landlady

28-year-old Johnny Lewis, who played the prospect “Half-Sack” on Sons Of Anarchy and Marissa Cooper’s surfer friend “Chili” in season three of The O.C., died after being involved in a bizarre murder on Wednesday, September 26.

Lewis, who was released from jail six days prior and had been in an out of rehab, reportedly murdered the 81-year-old woman he had been renting a room from and then jumped off the roof to his death (his body was discovered in the driveway).

Police believe he was on meth or PCP and many actors and actresses who worked with him Tweeted “rest in peace” messages and hinted that this behavior was not typical or indicative of who he was.

“Johnny Lewis was one of my best friends. He was very, very ill. His actions were a despicable result of that. It was not who he was,” wrote Shannon Woodward, friend of Katy Perry (who Johnny dated in 2006).  Continue reading “‘Sons Of Anarchy’ And ‘The O.C.’ Star Johnny Lewis Dead, Suspected Of Killing His Landlady”

Is ‘Breaking Amish’ The Fakest Reality Show Since ‘The Hills?’

As reality show viewers, we’ve come to accept that certain things about our favorite programs are in some way fake or staged. The “cast” of MTV’s The Hills admitted to reenacting situations and changing their clothes several times a day to film specific scenes.

TLC’s Breaking Amish, a show about Amish people (and one Mennonite) between the ages of 20 to 32 who wish to leave their isolated farming communities to explore New York, may not have a script or big-name celebrities, but it does appear to be 90% fabricated.

All but one of the five cast members have been or are married, and one photo submitted on the Facebook page Breaking Amish: The Truth is supposedly of a married Rebecca and Abe (who pretended to be strangers), holding their baby.

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