18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains

Here’s a picture that might humanize child actress and model Brooke Shields. Her smoking pot with H.R. (“Human Rights”) from the D.C. punk band Bad Brains at age 18, in 1983.

The photo has been floating around on Tumblr for a few months but wasn’t publicly acknowledged by Shields or Bad Brains’ camps until recently when it was posted on Twitter by a David Hill, who wrote that he’s “positive” it’s her.  Continue reading “18-Year-Old Brooke Shields Smoked Pot With Bad Brains”

Kanye West Has A Sex Tape And The Girl Looks Like Kim (But Isn’t)

Apparently, Kanye West has more in common with Kim Kardashian than an inflated ego. ‘Ye also has a sex tape, and the girl in the it is a “dead ringer” for Kim.

According to Radar Online, the tape is around 20 minutes long and was shot in a hotel room with a girl who says she’s 18 and married.

“My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here,” she says.

The website states that the young woman has “bodacious curves, dusky skin and long black hair.” 

Ugh, remember the various episodes of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Kim cried over her sex tape with Ray J? We’re about to see a whole new batch of tears…  Continue reading “Kanye West Has A Sex Tape And The Girl Looks Like Kim (But Isn’t)”

Courtney Stodden Turns 18, Receives Expected Porn Offers

Hipsters are always complaining that Kim Kardashian, Snooki, and Paris Hilton are famous for doing nothing.

Being a strong advocate for the weak, I must say that Paris has proven herself a shrewd Diddy-style businesswoman, Kim owns and operates D-A-S-H boutique with her sisters, and Snooki is the most successful person from one of the highest-rated cable television shows of all time.

Then there’s Courtney Stodden, who is actually famous for no reason, unless you count marrying a 50-year-old actor (Lost/The Green Mile‘s Doug Hutchison) at age 16.

Despite looking like she’s a mere handful of years younger than Hutchison, Stodden recently turned 18 and has already received multiple offers to do porn.  Continue reading “Courtney Stodden Turns 18, Receives Expected Porn Offers”

Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape

Because of the release date of a Brandy album, people think The Roommate/Charlie’s Angels actress Minka Kelly is underage in a new 30-minute sex tape obtained by TMZ.

Kelly is seen singing and dancing in Mexico to two songs from the Brandy album Never Say Never, released June 8, 1998. That’s 16 days before she turned 18.

So, some people want to play detective Sherlock Horntoad because they’re afraid of being aroused by the yet-to-be-released video of a potential minor? I mean, people have been known to listen to CDs more than two weeks after they come out…

But, if she is underage, the sleazy ex-boyfriend who’s trying to shop this thing around will receive zero dollars and her reputation will remain relatively untarnished because the tape will never see the light of day.  Continue reading “Minka Kelly May Or May Not Be Underage In New Sex Tape”

Justin Bieber Turned 18 And The Internet Didn’t Break (Two Miracles In One)

On March 1, 1994 Justin Bieber was birthed from the sky, floating down to us on a pillow made from virgin hair and maple bars. The day is important to more than just 2 billion preteens who sing “Baby” on their home Karaoke machine nightly.

It’s a big deal for Selena Gomez too! The LAPD no longer have her on their statutory rape watchlist. The two can bone in public (on the beach, the wing of a plane, wherever) instead of a rented out Staples Center with Titanic playing on a projector screen.

Unfortunately no pictures of the Biebs seductively blowing out candles on a penis cake or snorting heroin off Demi Lovato’s elbow have surfaced. The only “surprise” is that he’s buying a mansion and releasing a new single on March 26, co-written by Mike Posner and called “Boyfriend.”  Continue reading “Justin Bieber Turned 18 And The Internet Didn’t Break (Two Miracles In One)”