Lamar Odom Followed His Basketball Career, is Missing

Lamar Odom blue suit mtvAfter years of tabloids throwing random darts at the board, they finally landed one on Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom. Instead of an affair, it’s a drug problem.

It’s being reported that the former Lakers forward has been missing for the past two days and is on a suspected crack binge after the Kardashians attempted an intervention. God I hope Kanye wasn’t there. “Hey dog, I’m sorry you like drugs, but my new song “Bound 2″ is one of the best singles of all time! Download it if your hands aren’t shaking too bad, k?”

In 2011, Lamar spoke of the heroin addiction that plagued his father, Joe.

“I witnessed things that a 10-year-old definitely wasn’t supposed to see,” Odom said during an episode of Khloe and Lamar. “It’s hard for me to speak up on it and get it through to Khloe because she grew up so different.”

His mom died when he was 12, leaving him with the unstable father figure, so it’s pretty fucking impressive to me that he became a massive basketball star but sadly not terribly surprising that he turned to drugs.

Here’s a video of him and his teammates discussing his other addiction, to sugar. As in, somebody slap those rocks out of his hand and replace them with some Pop Rocks already.  Continue reading “Lamar Odom Followed His Basketball Career, is Missing”

‘Glee’ Fans Will Mourn the Death of Finn Hudson in Fall of 2013

Finn hudson GleeGlee, [American Horror Story, Nip/Tuck and The New Normal] creator Ryan Murphy recently told E! News what his last conversation with Cory Monteith, who played Finn Hudson on the popular musical show and died of a heroin overdose last week, related to.

Unsurprisingly, it had to do with drugs, his job and a general unified concern for his life. Murphy was well aware of Monteith’s problem both past and present and discussed his reliance on narcotics.

“He wanted to continue working and we said, ‘That’s not an option. No. The TV show doesn’t matter, your life matters,'” Murphy said of the 31-year-old he described as “an older son.”

“His last words to me were, “I want to get better,” the Glee showrunner continued. “I always felt and continue to feel even in his death that he did, that he really wanted to fight it and he was humiliated and shamed.”

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Eminem Reveals Struggle with White People Drugs

Eminem face in pillsCritics are buzzing about the just-released documentary How to Make Money Selling Drugs, a candid portrayal and discussion of the multi-billion dollar global drug trade.

The film features interviews from former dealers, users, and legalization advocates alike, and examines the underground drug world, as well as the current state of our enforcement system.  It’s supposed to be fascinating (because drugs are the BEST!) and currently has a 99% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  Not bad!

Seriously though, drugs are not the best–don’t do them.  Just listen to Aaron Paul and you’ll be fine.

Among those interviewed for the film was Eminem, who opened up about his struggle with drugs like Vicodin and Ambien, and how an overdose brought him to the point of getting help (what a pussy).

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ANTM’s Jael Strauss Tells Dr. Phil ‘This Is Personal And Embarrassing’ During Live Intervention

Former America’s Next Top Model contestant and current meth-addicted stripper Jael accepted treatment from Dr. Phil McGraw on Thursday.

Prior to appearing live on Dr. Phil, Jael’s family and two interventionists provided by McGraw lured her out of hiding by tricking her into thinking her dog was sick.  Continue reading “ANTM’s Jael Strauss Tells Dr. Phil ‘This Is Personal And Embarrassing’ During Live Intervention”

Lady Gaga On Cocaine: It’s ‘The White Devil’

Lady Gaga has never been one to keep secrets, except about relationships. Her drugs use is something she’s always been open about, though she went more into depth about it for The Conversation with Amanda de Cadanet.

“I was very depressed when I was 19. Because I decided to pursue music, and I dropped out of school and I told my parents I didn’t want any money from them…And I would go back to my apartment every day and I would just sit there.”

“It was quiet and it was lonely. It was still. And there was just my piano and myself…Especially during the period when I was doing cocaine.”  Continue reading “Lady Gaga On Cocaine: It’s ‘The White Devil’”

Whitney Cummings Gets Candid About The Criticism Towards Her Show

Whitney Cummings became a friend of the Howard Stern Show back in late 2008 after she gained notoriety for her Comedy Central roast jokes.

Since then she’s become the writer and producer of two shows, 2 Broke Girls and Whitney, one acclaimed, one heavily criticized.

Cummings appeared on Stern last week (I get a lot of story ideas from there because I’m a non-famous member of the wack packin a state of disarray (about the backlash towards Whitney) and honesty about her sister’s drug and alcohol addiction. When Howard expressed concern about her emotional state, the insult comic known for her tough-exterior nearly broke down in tears.  Continue reading “Whitney Cummings Gets Candid About The Criticism Towards Her Show”

Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest

The sad thing about addictions and fandom and obsession is that you feel like you’re the only one. I’ve heard that heroin is the most amazing thing ever, that nothing can compare, not blueberry cheesecake or sex with Ryan Gosling or icy pineapple drinks in the sun.

Whatever, it’s fine, because I have Pinterest! I don’t need heroin, it would never work for me anyway, I don’t like stabbing myself with needles nearly enough.  Continue reading “Gonna Have To Face It, I’m Addicted To Pinterest”

Darrell Hammond Reveals Crack Addiction During SNL Years, In Memoir

Former Saturday Night Live alumni and genius Clinton/Connery/Trump impersonator Darrell Hammond has written a book called “God, If You’re Not Up There, I’m Fucked: Tales of Stand-Up, ‘Saturday Night Live’ and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.”

In said book, due November 8th, Hammond let out many sordid and surprising details. Everything from alcoholism, to crack/cocaine addiction to self-injury.

“I kept a pint of Remy in my desk at work, the drinking calmed my nerves and quieted the disturbing images that sprang into my head…when drinking didn’t work, I cut myself.”

He indicates that the problems stemmed from his relationship with his mother. He told CNN:

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Megan Fox’s ‘Halo: Reach’ Addiction


In an interview with Steve Weintraub of Collider.com at the Toronto Film Festival, Megan Fox dropped a mega bomb of nerd perfection upon the world. She’s ‘addicted’ to Halo and plays online constantly!

“I have Halo: Reach. I have a complete addiction to that game. It is sick. I play online mostly and [other gamers] have no idea. They make fun of my gamer tag too because it is funny. They are all a bunch of guys and it is clear that I am a girl so they make fun of my name, and they have no idea they are making fun of me.”

The Transformers/Friends With Kids actress also told Weintraub, that her go-to karaoke song is “Sweet Child O’ Mine…”

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