Rob Kardashian Not Invited to Kim’s Wedding?

Rob Kardashian airport missed weddingThe least important Kardashian was not present at his sister’s elegant Italian wedding due to reported “major family drama” just a few hours prior.

If I had to guess, I’d say Rob couldn’t afford to buy the two seats on the plane for himself, or that he just barely missed the doctor-approved second trimester of pregnancy… but fat shaming isn’t cool even when it’s a man, right guys?

We always remember that people of privilege have infinite access to personal trainers, but forget that they also have unlimited access to Pringles.

Also not able to make the wedding, Jay-Z, Beyoncé and fellow lesser-valued stock member of the Kardashian/Jenner Klan and Matthew Fox lookalike Brody Jenner.  Continue reading “Rob Kardashian Not Invited to Kim’s Wedding?”

Heidi Klum Is F*****g Her Giant Bodyguard

TMZ caught up with Heidi Klum’s estranged husband at the airport and asked the singer about Klum dating her bodyguard.

Turns out, Heidi is and was boinking ‘the help,’ as Seal called him, during their marriage.

While he was cordial in saying that he’d rather have ‘a familiar face’ in his children’s lives, he also dropped this bomb:

“I would have preferred Heidi would have shown a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were.”  Continue reading “Heidi Klum Is F*****g Her Giant Bodyguard”