In Topless Allure Issue, Keira Knightley Says She Used To Want To Hide Her Body

Keira Knightley addresses rumors that she had an eating disorder in Allure Magazine.

My favorite British person (Bend It Like Beckham is my go-to sick day movie) seems fine now, but says the pressure to not be thin was almost too much for her.

I may relate to this because I was accused of starving myself nearly every day in High School, sometimes while I was eating. Thank god I filled out to the size of a Macy’s Day float at age 17.

“I knew I wasn’t anorexic,” the star of the upcoming Anna Karenina said. “But maybe my body is somehow not right. Or my face is not right. Or the way I speak is not right. When you’re going through a period where you’re really getting a lot of criticism, you go, ‘Maybe all this is right!’ You just kind of want to hide it all.”  Continue reading “In Topless Allure Issue, Keira Knightley Says She Used To Want To Hide Her Body”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-13-12]

Blake Lively says she’d love to have “30 children.” (Hollywood Reporter)

Bikini photo of… Jessica Simpson‘s baby??? (Evil Beet)

Chad Johnson charged with misdemeanor battery. (Celebuzz)

Everyone’s talking about the iPhone 5, but what about the new iPod Touch? (Mashable)

New Rihanna album coming in November 2012? (ohmyGAHH!)

Minnesota woman charged $222,000 for downloading 24 songs. (Rolling Stone)

Ryan Lochte SHOULD NEVER pursue a modeling career. (ONTD!)

Pattie Malette, mom of Justin, almost named her son Jesse Bieber. (MSN)

X Factor ratings down 32% despite Britney Spears and Demi Lovato. (Reuters)


‘Naked Truth’ Portfolios For Allure, May 2012

Heidi Klum, Maria Menounos, Taraji P. Henson, Debra Messing, Leslie Bibb, and Morena Baccarin of Homeland all participated in the “naked truth” celebooty portfolio issue of Allure. Here are some funny quotes on nudity and preparing for the shoot, plus the pictures:

Taraji P. Henson, on her lack of modesty: “My friends won’t be surprised by this shoot. Whenever we go to the beach, I’m like, ‘Is this a nude beach? Can I take my top off?'” 

“I know some idiot has a telescope, so I always wave, he’s going to be pissed when I move.”

Leslie Bibb, on juice cleanses:  “It was an angry four days, Sam [Rockwell, her boyfriend] was like, ‘Thank God I’m not with you right now. You are not nice on the juice cleanse.'”

Continue reading “‘Naked Truth’ Portfolios For Allure, May 2012”


Kim Kardashian is already talking about her next marriage in the latest issue of Allure, even though she doesn’t have a boyfriend that we know of and just announced her divorce a few months ago.

Though she does say she’s “not ready” for another relationship she mentions that her next wedding will be, in the non-words of Mary J. Blige, a less public affair.

“I would just want it to be so special, with our family and close friends, and that’s it. Somewhere on a deserted island, very private…No cameras.”

So, angry Kardashians/blockhead Jenners ONLY? No press and no gingy paint-drinkingAndre-The-Giant-lookin’ mofos?

Continue reading “Kim Kardashian’s Next Wedding – PRIVATE KEEP OUT/GUARD DOG/ELECTRIC FENCE”

Rooney Mara Hated Being On ‘Law And Order: SVU’

Rooney Mara (The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo) opened up to Allure Magazine about her acting past, which people know nearly nothing about besides that she played the girl who spouted the famous Social Network opening line,

“Look, you are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you’re gonna go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

Turns out the real life Mara isn’t afraid to speak her mind about controversial issues, like when she talked about her 2006 role as sixteen year-old Jessica DeLay on Law And Order: Svu,  Continue reading “Rooney Mara Hated Being On ‘Law And Order: SVU’”