Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-15-12]

Pregnant Shakira is dancing up a storm in Azerbaijan. (ohmyGAHH!)

Dane Cook‘s cancelled, unaired show on NBC was pins-in-eyeballs bad. (Gawker)

Cleveland Browns fan dunked his head in piss for $450 dollars. (Deadspin)

Lindsay Lohan will sit down with Baba Wawa. (TMZ)

A “disgusting” casting director threw young Susan Sarandon on a desk. (Radar)

Chris Brown is recording Rihanna‘s sex noises? (ONTD!)

Employee at Bumblebee tuna factory boiled to death in steamer machine. (KTLA)