Justin Bieber Wore a Hideous Hat While Dancing With Selena Gomez

Justin bieber selena gomez coachellaThat’s it. I’m convinced that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s entire relationship is based on record sales. That they break up whenever new music is being released to generate buzz and lead their their mutual fans to believe that it’s about that.

I mean, why else release “Come and Get It,” with lyrics like “Hate the way I love you, maybe I’m addicted for life”? She’s got the fever baaaad, and maybe if she’d bothered to just look up a few inches at the top of Justin’s head the other night when they were bouncing around at Coachella she would realize that he is not the one be cured of her horrible affliction.

TMZ writes that Gomez chose to sit in Bieber’s lap at the music festival despite the fact that he was “dressed like a newborn baby at the beach.” I much prefer the idea of Justin kissing guys in the recording studio behind her back. It’s really too bad this picture of him and Austin Mahone was photoshopped

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Kobe and Vanessa Bryant Announce Their Reconciliation, Because… Why Not?

Vanessa Bryant InstagramPeople have long suspected that something fishy was going on with Kobe Bryant and Vanessa Bryant, who filed for divorce in 2011 citing irreconcilable adultery (I mean “differences”).

After spending time kissing at Staples Center and eating steak together, the couple have officially announced the end of their divorce proceedings and the beginning of, nothing important.

“We are pleased to announce that we have reconciled,” Vanessa posted in Instagram text-to-photo format. “Our divorce action will be dismissed. We are looking forward to our future together.”

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Justin Bieber is Back With Selena Gomez

Justin Bieber Selena Gomez Salt Lake Airport Selena Gomez supposedly broke up with Justin Bieber in November, but now that Harry Styles is unavailable, she seems to have wandered back into Justin’s hairless twig arms for a little love under the Canadian mistletoe.

Speaking of mistletoe, have you ever noticed that people often hang Holly leaves up and kiss under them because they don’t know the difference?

I personally have found that Holly trees do well in cemeteries, which means they like to feed on dead bodies.

Selena probably broke up with Justin because he likes dead bodies. Merry Christmas.

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Rihanna And Chris Brown – Together At Last?

Nearly every week there seems to be a new story about Rihanna and Chris Brown, whether they were seen together (which has happened twice this week, once at Griffin club and then again at Brooklyn Stadium), kissing at the VMAs or lending their voices to each other’s remixes, it all is too familiar and too hard to keep up with.

An excessive amount of Rihanna and Chris news (more excessive than usual, that is), can only mean one thing: they might actually be back together. She’s progressed past “forgiving” him and moved onto getting back with him.

The former 2009 couple, and possible current lovers, were both seen leaving Hotel Gansevoort in New York on Tuesday following a slew of other sightings like the one at Barclays Center in the VIP section where Rap Radar’s Elliott Wilson snapped a photo of them looking very cozy.

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