Merry Christmas From Barbados!

Rihanna Christmas cardI’m not in Barbados, you’re not in Barbados, we’re all not in Barbados. Except for Rihanna, who wants you to know that she’s there, soaking up the sun and enjoying the holidays and Caribbean Dream chronic on a wicker chair.

I honestly can’t say that I’m jealous. She may be avoiding the eggnog-related car crashes and last-minute shoppers, but she’s also with her family. And that’s where I am too. Christmas is always great because I get to go to the movie theater, eat sugar in excess, open presents and spend time with the people I love in the same day. Honestly, what could be better than listening to my mom read eccentric New York Times articles about frogs?  Continue reading “Merry Christmas From Barbados!”

Rihanna’s Bottom BarbadoBoob, Plus Chris Brown Tweet

Rihanna‘s got to be the most written about thing on The Twist besides the Kardashians but I’m not gonna stop, I’m still a fan and a pervert and I’ve been tricked into liking Talk That Talk, even though I wrote a Stereogum comment that it was the worst Rihanna album ever that also contained the most embarrassing song in existence. (“Cockiness”)

Mrs. Man Down Rum Pum Pum Pum We Found Love In An Umbrella visited her native country over the Christmas break to visit her family and of course she stopped by the beach with her little brother, and half her boob fell out, and she didn’t care, and no one there did either. But it’s still news?

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Rihanna Gets BarbadoClownTastic For Kadooment Day

 Monday was a fun day for my favorite black Wendy’s mascot Rihanna. The pop singer took a day off from her Loud tour to relax in her native Barbados for Kadooment Day for their annual “Crop Over” festival, which is pretty self-explanatory and amazing in itself.

Crop Over. MAN DOWN. Rum pum pum pum MAN DOWN, CROP OVER. Eh eh eh (It’s that simple)

And also…

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