Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [4-17-13]

Breaking Bad bath salts
Sit back and relax in the tub with “Bathing Bad Bath Salts.” (Laughing Squid)

Amanda Seyfried got into character by deep throating a penis. (Huffington Post)

Brad Pitt pushed Selena Gomez under a craft service table. (Digital Spy)

Will.i.am is falling all over Miley Cyrus‘ membrane in new song. (ohmyGAHH!)

Pansexual seahorse Ryan Lochte loves working girls who don’t smoke. (E! Online)

Jamie Foxx turns demented Blue Man Group member for Spider-Man 2. (Evil Beet)