Kanye West Punched a Guy Who Called Kim Names

Kim and Kanye making facesKim Kardashian was on her way to an appointment with a chiropractor (an ass-reduction might be in order if these back pains persist) when a crazy 18-year-old shoved through the paparazzi and threw some choice vocabulary her way.

The teen allegedly followed her into the waiting room, called her a “stupid slut” and yelled “n*gger” at Kanye West, who she called on the phone during the commotion.

Black Alec Baldwin stormed into the office to bully the bully who called his wifey a stupid slutty “n*gger-lover,” and is now facing battery charges, according to TMZ.

If anyone is going to be arrested it should be Kim Kardashian for her performance in Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor. (I’m going to break all my dishes if she doesn’t win the Razzie.)

Welcome to the O.C., Bitch: Jenna Jameson Arrested for Assault in Newport Beach

Jenna Jameson 39th birthdyRetired porn star, mother of twins and “Best American Actress” Jenna Jameson was arrested for battery on Saturday night in Orange County.

Jameson, who has been celebrating her 39th birthday for the past two months, was wandering around Balboa in Newport Beach with friends when she got into an argument and attacked “someone.”

From TMZ:

We’re told the alleged victim put Jameson under citizen’s arrest and then flagged down a police officer. The cop arrived and cited Jenna for battery. She was later released.  Continue reading “Welcome to the O.C., Bitch: Jenna Jameson Arrested for Assault in Newport Beach”

Cee Lo Denies Involvement In Sexual Battery Case

A woman in L.A. has filed a case against “Fuck You” singer and Gnarls Barkley/Goodie Mob member Cee Lo Green, accusing him of sexually assaulting her.

No one knows the name of the victim, what kind of assault occurred or where  it happened, but sources tell TMZ that detectives have questioned employees of a restaurant in downtown Los Angeles.

Cee Lo aka Thomas DeCarlo Callaway, says he hasn’t been to the restaurant in at least 3 months and that “Nothing ever happened there or anywhere else.”

This better not be true. I love me some Cee Lo. He’s like a floating torso in a white suit.  Seeing him flirt with scantily clad female contestants on The Voice would never be the same.  Continue reading “Cee Lo Denies Involvement In Sexual Battery Case”

Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends

If I told you that Paris Hilton making out with a girl in a club caused her new boyfriend to get arrested for starting a fight would you be surprised in any way?

Good, me neither.

A man told police that he was in the XS nightclub in the Encore hotel in Vegas when Paris started making out with his girlfriend…

Then, Paris’ new Spanish model boyfriend/fictional Street Fighter character River Viiperi attacked the random clubgoer guy with the bi curious girlfriend.

TMZ reports that Viiperi injured him “so badly” that he “needed medical attention” at around 2:30 Monday morning and that Viiperi was cited for misdemeanor battery without going to the police station.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton’s New Boyfriend Is As Crazy As Her Other Boyfriends”

Paparazzi May Have Battery Case Against Justin Bieber [PHOTOS]

Filing a battery case against Justin Bieber is like a complaining that the old folks at the nursing home sexually assaulted you. It’s plausible, but how would they catch you? Why didn’t you just move? Did you want to be attacked?  Continue reading “Paparazzi May Have Battery Case Against Justin Bieber [PHOTOS]”