Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-21-12]

130782_OS_0413Billy Crystal and Bette Midler are men with low testosterone. (Katie

The book version of Jack Reacher is unshaven, blonde, 6’5″ and 250 pounds. (Policy Mic)

Rihanna got a [potentially fake] pot leaf tattooed on her rump. (Celeb Music)

37-year-old cowboy Tate Stevens wins season 2 of U.S. X Factor. For some reason. (Pop Dust)

The Walking Dead cannot, for the non-zombie life of them, keep a showrunner. (Celebuzz)

Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum cut his hair. The Freak is no longer freaky. (Yahoo!)

Rebel Wilson is the leading lady in new Michael Bay/The Rock/Mark Wahlberg movie. (ohmyGAHH!)

Eddie Murphy Drops Oscar Hosting Gig, Billy Crystal Picks It Up

Eddie Murphy was asked about his return to the Oscars, which he was meant to host in February, in his Rolling Stone interview with Mark Seliger. He replied:

“There’s no pressure. It ain’t about me that night, it’s about the Oscars and making the show move smoothly. It’s not ‘And now ladies and gentlemen , the 2012 version of my ice cream bit, sit back and relax. I want some ice cream… In closing ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to say, ‘Goonie goo goo.’ Thank you very much!’ I don’t think it’s going to be anything like that.” 

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