Megan Fox Names Baby ‘Bodhi Ransom’

Megan Fox and sonThis week we learned that super secretive parentals Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green named their second child Bodhi. Bodhi Ransom Green, if we’re being formal. “Bodhi” is a Buddhist word for understanding or enlightenment.

Teresa Palmer (the K-Stewy/Amber Heardlike blonde from Warm Bodies and Take Me Home Tonight) also JUST named her kid Bodhi Rain, so maybe the two babies can fight to the hypothetical death via cut-up hotdog eating or breakdancing contest the way Suri and Shiloh should have.

Perhaps Megan could enlighten us on the secret of being rail thin and making babies that aren’t stillborn?  Continue reading “Megan Fox Names Baby ‘Bodhi Ransom’”

Megan Fox Pregnant AGAIN, Taking Another Hiatus From Acting?

Megan Fox April teenage mutant setMegan Fox is pregnant again. Just had her last churren less than a year ago, precisely 10 months and it’s like… why Megan, why!!? Do you want to pop ’em out quick so they can be close-in-age and relate to each other?

Was it kind of an accident like maybe you weren’t trying but you weren’t not trying and David Silver’s sperm is just really potent like fresh French cheese?

It’s fine. I ain’t mad atcha. But maybe next time, after the 12 months pass and the paparazzi are kind of over it and you have some semblance of privacy and the little guy or girl is done gnawing on your tits, you could possibly work on another good comedy like How To Lost Friends and Alienate People, Jennifer’s Body and This is 40, instead of more children? From her rep:

I can confirm Megan is expecting her second child with her husband Brian. They are both very happy.

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Megan Fox Already Had That Baby, Which, BTW, Has A Future In The CIA

Foxy and Brian Austin G had their baby 20 days ago and are somehow just announcing it now.

Megan Fox wrote on Facebook:

We have been very lucky to have had a peaceful few weeks at home, but I would like to release this myself before others do. I gave birth to our son Noah Shannon Green on September 27th. He is healthy, happy, and perfect.

We are humbled to have the opportunity to call ourselves the parents of this beautiful soul and I am forever grateful to God for allowing me to know this kind of boundless, immaculate love.

Thanks to those of you who wish to send your positive energy and well wishes. May God bless you and your families abundantly.

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Just In Case You Weren’t 100% Sure That Megan Fox Was Carrying David Silver’s Baby…

Several months ago, Brian Austin Green tossed a fastball covered in tadpoles into Jennifer’s Body. After not answering yes or no to curious reporters, Megan Fox‘s status a pregnant woman has been confirmed by visual proof.

She and Green visited Kona, Hawaii for their wedding anniversary and Fox was photographed in a bikini with little David Silver kissing her belly like it held the Khaleesi’s second son.

Speaking of second children, this is the Beverly Hills 90210 star’s second child. His first, 10-year-old Kassius, was conceived with ex-wife Vanessa Marcil.  Continue reading “Just In Case You Weren’t 100% Sure That Megan Fox Was Carrying David Silver’s Baby…”

Megan Fox Lip-Locks, From Mickey Rourke To Amanda Seyfried

You’d think from looking over her career and premiere appearances that Megan Fox likes to kiss people… But from her quotes, stuff like:

“Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. It’s a super intimate thing to do. Touching mouths? I have to really enjoy someone’s personality, not just their looks, before I’ll kiss them.”

…It’s hard to tell. But if it’s so gross, maybe she should stop doing it all the damn time? I dunno, seems like relevant advice to me.

If you’re questioning Megan Fox’s rise to fame, don’t. She’s a comedic actress, whether she knows it or now. She just needs to stop with the craptacular career moves, like Jonah Hex, Transformers 2 and Passion Play.

The range of people she has kissed, onscreen or not, is almost as bizarre as any of her career decisions in general…

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