Two Shirtless Chili Peppers, Manning Memes and Other Super Bowl Revelations

Bruno Mars Red hot chili peppersBruno Mars’ highly energetic albeit short Super Bowl performance silenced critics on Sunday and was definitely the best, most memorable thing to come from the event.

There were bets on how many Peppers would be wearing shirts, and you’d be absolutely frankentarded to not guess two, seeing as Anthony and Flea are as likely to be shirtless as Peyton Manning is to be as stiff in the passing pocket as a corpse that overdosed on Viagra.

A map showing who was rooting for who during the big game has surfaced, showing that a staggering majority of Americans (besides in Oregon, Washington and Alaska) were crying disappointed tears into their hot wings, pizza and beer last night.  Continue reading “Two Shirtless Chili Peppers, Manning Memes and Other Super Bowl Revelations”

Video: Bruno Mars – “Gorilla”

Finally, a video to match the Bruno Mars song that impregnated you last December, nearly nine months ago (eek). In “Gorilla,” Bruno goes to a stripclub and sings to and about a woman who is so hot that when she tears off her blouse and exposes her sides and bare arms, sparks fly from the ceiling.
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Her skills on the pole and in the back of a car are unrivaled and her personality is like a pumpkin left on a porch in a damp climate a multitude of weeks after Halloween. Oh, wait…   Continue reading “Video: Bruno Mars – “Gorilla””

NFL Finds Perfect Halftime Performer in Bruno Mars

Bruno mars halftime show poster Super Bowl organizers finally chose the right person for this year’s halftime show, and that person is none other than Grammy-winning songwriter Bruno Mars, who will perform a mixture of hits from his breakout album Doo-Wops & Hooligans and his equally successful sophomore effort, Unorthodox Jukebox.

I know you’re tired of Michael Jackson comparisons, but it’s hard to argue that he’s not the total package with that voice and those moves and an arsenal of throwback, horn-heavy hits like “Locked Out of Heaven,” “Grenade,” “Treasure” and “Just The Way You Are” after only being in the spotlight for three short years. (Not long by show business standards.) Continue reading “NFL Finds Perfect Halftime Performer in Bruno Mars”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-22-12]

Watch Bruno Mars‘ spot-on impression of Michael Jackson on SNL. (Gossip Cop)

Jennifer Esposito calls out CBS for mistreating her on Blue Bloods set. (Yahoo!)

Showtime orders third season of terrorist drama Homeland. (Huffington Post)

Paranormal Activity 3 made $30.2 million dollars at the box office. (ohmyGAHH!)

Did pop/folk darling Mandy Moore get botox and plastic surgery? (Radar)

Snooki‘s sunless tanning products are a sign of the end of times. (Bitten and Bound)

Instructional video on how to pick up (and throw) a girl at the gym. (Gawker)

John Mayer dresses like potato-chinned hillbilly vampire hunter for Halloween. (Evil Beet)

Game – The R.E.D. Album Review

Notable West Coast-revival rapper Game (formerly The Game) is the proud father of a fourth CD, his first since 2008’s LAX. With his tattoo-body advertising (Converse, Hurricane Shoes, Dodgers) multiple arrests and Grammy nominations, Game is looking to regain the spotlight, though perhaps it is a spotlight he never really had.

While he may have been certified platinum for his well-respected debut The Documentary, his level of recognition has not spiked since. He looks to do just that with The R.E.D Album, his first album to be released when he himself is not surrounded by controversy – whether it be assault charges, lawsuits or beefs with other artists. The question is, does he have “the game,” to be successful without all the non-musical hype?

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Rihanna, Bruno Mars and Lebron Dissed in New Game Track

August 15th, a new track from Game (formerly The Game) was leaked onto YouTube. The song, “Martians Vs. Goblins,” from his upcoming R.E.D Album has guest vocals from Lil’ Wayne and Tyler, The Creator.

The song disses several major names in the business including Rihanna (something about snatching her up and throwing her “in front of a fuckin’ train?”)

And Bruno Mars, dissed by Tyler, The Creator for “Sucking dick and fucking male butts in the same closet where Tyler Perry gets his clothes from.”

And Miami Heat star LeBron James, dissed by Tyler, “Fall back like Lebron’s hairline against the Mavericks” and Game, who mentions boning Lebron’s mother while Delonte West (former LeBron/Cavaliers teammate) videotapes it?

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