Keira Knightley got married today to her keyboardist husband James Righton (as in, “Right on James, you married the British version of Natalie Portman”) in the South of France. This is a big deal to me because I have tricked myself into thinking I discovered Keira when she was in Bend It Like Beckham. All I remember saying in 2002 besides “Kill me, I’m still in high school” had to do with that movie.
Blah blah blah soccer movie. David Beckham. India. Girl with short hair. Guru Nanak.
In 2003 I switched to “Did you see that girl from Bend It Like Beckham in Pirates of the Caribbean yet???”
Blah blah blah Johnny Depp. Rum. Elizabeth Swann. CLICK for gifs and stuff about her dress…